Do you need a bit of humorous wordplay in these troubled times. Well, you've come to the right website. Here are 16 "What do you get when you cross . . ." riddles from Number 16.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS . . . ?
1. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
ANSWER:
A swimming trunk
2. What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a skunk?
ANSWER:
Law and odour
3. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowball or a vampire with a snowman?
ANSWER:
Frostbite
4. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
ANSWER:
A bah-humbug
5. What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?
ANSWER:
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog
6. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper?
ANSWER:
A high jumper
7. What do you get when you cross a clown with a goat?
ANSWER:
A Silly Billy
8. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mosquito?
ANSWER:
A very itchy neck
9. What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
ANSWER:
A milkshake
10. What do get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
ANSWER:
A sourpuss
11. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
ANSWER:
Pooched eggs
12. What do you can when you cross a monster and a pig?
ANSWER:
Frankenswine
13. What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?
ANSWER
Hawaiian Punch
14. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?
ANSWER:
Poachergeist
15. What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost?
ANSWER:
Bamboo
16. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
ANSWER:
Extra drumsticks
- Compiled by Joanne
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