Friday, January 12, 2018
Do you want to put a smile on your face this January day. Here are some riddles and word plays that should bring you some cheer. I hope you enjoy them.
What is the difference between roast beef and a car?
Answer: Roast beef has horse radish and a car has horse power.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
What has a tongue but isn't able to taste and a soul but doesn't live.
Answer; A shoe
When is a door not a door.
Answer: When it's ajar
I follow you all day but not at night. What am I?
Answer: Your shadow
Why do the French enjoy eating escargot (snails)?
Answer: Because they don't like fast food.
What did Prince Charming say to Cinderella before she tried on the glass slipper?
Answer: The shoe must go on.
What do you call a scary female horse?
Answer: A nightmare.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and supper
What is always on its way here but never arrives?
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
What has branches and leaves and no bark?
Answer: A library
Miser; A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Ramification: A consequence that is forced down your throat.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all intentions.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he falls into a river.
Experience: The word people give to their mistakes.
Stalemate: Leading cause of divorce.
Apiary: A sting operation
Transcendental: Above the teeth
- Compiled by Joanne