Dear Stanley,
Won't you please come home! It's been almost 32 years, and we miss you dearly here in the True North Strong and Free. You've been away for far too long. You were last seen in Montreal in 1993. We hear that you will decide whether to show up in Edmonton or Florida this year. Please choose Edmonton. You went to Florida last year. Isn't it time for a change of scenery? Remember, Stanley, you were born in Canada and named after our governor general. You have a Canadian passport. Besides, Edmonton is very nice in June. It's a wonderful place for a parade.
I know you've been to Edmonton five times - 1984, 1985, 1987, 1988 and 1990. It's been a while, though. The younger crowd doesn't remember much of the Gretzky and Messier years There's a new guy in town who wants to hoist you. He's a very fine lad from Richmond Hill, Ontario and his name is Connor McDavid.
Florida is known for oranges and sunshine. Football is the number one sport in the state. It has three NFL teams. Most of the people there would rather see the Miami Dolphins or the Tampa Bay Buccaneers or the Jacksonville Jaguars win a Super Bowl than the Florida Panthers win a Stanley Cup. Edmontonians are far more excited about your possible homecoming. They will line the streets. They will welcome you with open arms and much celebration. You can be sure of that.
Uncle Gary, from New York, will even be there. He'll be on hand to present you to your elated fans. Our prime minister will join the celebration with great enthusiasm. He is a huge Oilers fan, and he was raised in Edmonton. What a lovely scenario!
Remember, dear Stanley, the celebration won't just take place in Edmonton. People all over Canada will welcome you home joyfully. A nation cries out for your return. The time is right. It's a perfect storm. So, please come home!
Sincerely,
Joanne and millions of Canadian hockey fans
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