Monday, January 17, 2011

The Notorious Al Capone

MONDAY, JANUARY 17, 2011

Once in the racket you’re always in it.

- Al Capnne
In the Philadelphia Public Ledger, May 18, 1929


Today is the 112th anniversary of the birth of the notorious gangster Al Capone. He was born Alphonse Gabriel Capone in Brooklyn, New York on January 17, 1899, the fourth of nine children.  His father, Gabriele Capone, came from a small town near Naples. Gabriele was a pasta maker and later a lithographer in Italy. After immigrating to the United States in 1893, he became a barber.

The young Al Capone was expelled from school at the age of 14 for retaliating against a female teacher who had hit him. He never returned to school after that incident. In between scams, Capone worked at several odd jobs. He was employed as a clerk at a candy store, a pin setter at a bowling alley and a cutter in a book bindery. He joined the Five Points gang in Manhattan and worked as a bouncer and bartender at the Harvard Inn on Coney Island, a dance hall and saloon owned by gangster Frankie Yale.  It was there that his face was slashed during a fight and he acquired the scars that earned him the moniker “Scarface”. When photographed, he tried to hide the left side of his face. 

Al Capone disliked the nickname "Scarface" and said that his scars were the result of war wounds.  He much preferred his other nickname, "Snorky" because it meant "classy" or "high class"  Capone wanted to be regarded as a sharp dresser.  He spent much money on clothes and jewellery and considered himself to be a fashionable man of good taste.

In 1918, Capone met an Irish lass named Mary “Mae” Coughlin. Mae gave birth to their son Albert “Sonny” Francis Capone on Dec. 4, 1918. The couple were married on December 30, 1918. Since Al Capone was under the age of 21, his parents were required to sign a consent form in order for their son to wed.

While in his early twenties, Capone moved to Chicago and became increasingly involved in gang activities. On January 16, 1920, the 18th Amendment to the United States Constitution had taken effect, outlawing the production, transportation and sale of alcohol. During Prohibition, The Windy City was rife with opportunity to make money smuggling illegal alcoholic beverages into town. From the early 1920s until 1931, Capone headed a crime syndicate dedicated to smuggling and bootlegging liquor. He also participated in various other criminal activities such as bribery of public officials and prostitution.

Al Capone’s influence and power grew to the point where he became a celebrity mobster.  His gang operated largely free of legal interference, setting up casinos and speakeasies throughout Chicago. Despite his illegal activities, Capone became a highly visible personality. He would say that he was just a businessman giving the people what they wanted. Capone gained infamy, however, when the public learned of his involvement in the bloody St. Valentine’s Day Massacre of February 14, 1929. Seven of Capone’s rival gang members were killed in a shootout at a garage in the Lincoln Park neighbourhood on Chicago’s North Side. Capone himself may have ordered the shootings. No one was ever brought to trial for the killings.

By 1929, however, Bureau of Prohibition agent Eliot Ness had begun an investigation of Capone and his activities. Although Ness attempted to get a a conviction for Prohibition violations, the government correctly decided that an investigation into the gangster's income tax violations was more likely to result in a conviction.

The jig was finally up for Al Capone when he was found guilty of tax evasion in 1931. He was given an 11-year sentence and heavy fines. The powerful mob boss was sent to a tough federal penitentiary in Atlanta, Georgia in May of 1932. His time behind bars also included a stay at the infamous Alcatraz prison in California where he was incarcerated for 4 ½ years. He arrived at the island near San Francisco on August 22, 1934 with over 50 other convicts from the Atlanta Federal Penitentiary.

At Alcatraz, Al Capone was given no special privileges and he never saw the outside world. His tasks included sweeping the cell house and working in the laundry. He was placed in isolation for eight days after fighting with another convict in the recreation yard. While working in the prison basement, Capone was stabbed with a pair of shears by a fellow inmate waiting in line for a haircut.

During his time prison, Al Capone’s mental and physical health declined quickly due to the fact that he was suffering from syphilis. He had contracted the disease years ago, but had avoided treatment for it. Early in 1939, Capone was transferred to the Federal Correction Terminal Island in Southern California to serve the remainder of his 11-year sentence. On January 25, 1947, he died in St. Louis, Missouri from cardiac arrest after suffering a stroke. At the time of his death, “Scarface” Capone was 48 years old.

- Joanne

Friday, January 14, 2011

Stephen Harper's True Calling

FRIDAY, JANUARY 14, 2011

NUMBER 16 EXCLUSIVE

Deep in the bowels of a Conservative Party back room, Stephen Harper confers with his recently-appointed Chief of Staff, Nigel Wright. The prime minister is pacing the floor, clearly troubled. Nigel Wright addresses him.

NW: What’s the matter, boss? You seem agitated. Something bothering you?

SH: Nigel, I have to talk to someone or I’m going to burst. I can’t hold this in any longer.

NW: Okay, pull up a chair and tell me what’s up.

(Stephen Harper sits down slowly)

SH: What I’m going to say is going to shock you. After all these years in politics and after all these years of upholding conservative principles, I have found my true calling. At the age of 51, I have found my true calling. If I had only known sooner . . . (He holds back tears.) Sorry, Nigel. Give me a minute to compose myself. Tory men can not cry. It’s against the code. I’m counting on you not to let this get out.

NW: (Hands Stephen Harper a glass of water) With all due respect, sir, what do you mean when you say you’ve found your true calling? You’re Prime Minister of Canada. Isn’t that your true calling?

SH: (Sips some water) When I was younger, I wanted to be a famous economist. Then I became involved in politics. Now don’t get me wrong, Nigel, I really love politics. I love crushing Liberals, Dippers and leftist Torontonians. But I’ve discovered something that gives me even more satisfaction.

NW: What could possibly give you more satisfaction than stomping on Liberals or winning a majority government? I can’t imagine . . .

SH: Neither could I, Nigel, until it happened. I’ll never forget the thrill I felt when I sang “With a Little Help from My Friends".  I let loose in a way I’ve never done before. The adrenaline flowed. I was in the clouds . . .

NW: But sir, you can’t be serious . . . Have you taken leave of your senses?

SH: Listen to me, Nigel! I thought maybe I had experienced just one magical night. But then I performed again and I felt the same way. Nigel, I want to be a rock star. I want to feel the excitement of singing before an audience. I want to hear the applause.

NW: This is crazy, Prime Minister. It really is. Is this some kind of prank? Are you playing a joke on me? It’s not April Fool’s Day, you know.

SH: No, Nigel! This is my calling. I even have the right name for a singing star – Steven Tyler, Steve Miller, Steve Winwood, Stevie Wonder, Stephen Harper . . .

NW: (Throws up his hands and shakes his head) No! No! No! You can’t be serious! You must be going middle age crazy.

SH: Just listen to me for a minute, Nigel. I’m not too old to be a star. I’m younger than Mick Jagger and Rod Stewart and Elton John and Bruce Springsteen and Paul McCartney and Tom Jones and John Mellencamp and Randy Bachman and Robert Plant and . . .

NW: Okay! Okay! I get your point. But they started out long before they were 51.

SH: Don’t try to discourage me, Nigel. I’ve made up my mind. I’ve even thought about a name for my band. How about The Harperites? No, maybe The Blue Tories sounds better. What about Stephen and the MPs?

NW: Please, boss, stop this!

SH: I can’t, Nigel. The press always says that I lack charisma. Well, I’m tired of being charisma-challenged. When I’m at that piano, I feel charged like a battery. My charisma is earth-shattering. No more Stephen Harper the politician. From now on, it’s Stephen Harper the rock star.

NW: But sir, your party needs you. What about the election? It’s definitely coming soon. Are you going to just stand back and let Iggy get the upper hand? What about the Canadian people? They need their leader. Who will build more jails? Who will make sure that the long-form census is really dead? Who will buy more fighter planes?

SH: Yes, I know. I’ll be sorely missed, but it’s time for me to move on. Don’t worry, Nigel. I’ll leave the country in capable hands.

NW: Have you told your wife Laureen about this yet?

SH: No, I haven’t. That’s why I’m so worried.


NOTE TO READERS OF NUMBER 16

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

James Joyce and genius

THURSDAY, JANUARY 13, 2011

A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.

- James Joyce
From Ulysses [1922]
James Joyce, Ireland’s great novelist and poet, died in Zurich, Switzerland on January 13, 1941. He passed away 70 years ago today at the age of 58. He is widely known for his great landmark novel Ulysses (1922). His other major works include the short-story anthology Dubliners (1914) and his 1916 novel A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.

Although Joyce lived most of his adult life outside of Ireland, his Dublin birthplace remained ensconced in his soul. His experiences in Dublin were at the core of his works and provided all the settings for his stories. Soon after the publication of his masterpiece Ulysses, Joyce explained his preoccupation with his hometown. He declared, “For myself, I always write about Dublin, because if I can get to the heart of Dublin I can get to the heart of all the cities of the world. In the particular is contained the universal.”

James Joyce was undoubtedly a literary genius. The theme of today’s musings is genius. Here are some quotations on the subject.

Genius . . . is the capacity to see ten things where the ordinary man sees one, and where the man of talent sees two or three, plus the ability to register that multiple perception in the material of his art.

- Ezra Pound
From Jefferson and/or Mussolini [1935]

It’s not fun being a genius. It’s torture.

- John Lennon
Interview for Rolling Stone magazine in 1970


When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.

- Jonathan Swift
From Thoughts on Various Subjects [1711]

Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.

- Thomas Alva Edison
Harper’s Monthly Magazine, September 1932

I have nothing to declare except my genius.

- Oscar Wilde
From Frank Harris, Oscar Wilde [1918]


Improvement makes straight roads; but the crooked roads without improvement are roads of genius.

- William Blake
From Proverbs of Hell


ON THIS DAY IN SPORTS

On January 13, 1968, Winnipeg-born Bill Masterton of the Minnesota North Stars was checked into the boards during an NHL game between the North Stars and the Oakland Seals at the Met Center in Bloomington, Minnesota. His injuries were so extensive that doctors were unable to perform surgery. After suffering a massive brain hemorrhage, he died two days later on January 15, 1968.

In the late 1960s, helmets were rarely worn in the National Hockey League. As a result of Masterton’s death, the movement for players to wear helmets gained considerable momentum. It wasn’t until 1979, however, that helmets were made mandatory for players entering the NHL in that season onward. How sad that it took the death of a player to help accomplish that goal!

It’s interesting to note that both teams in that fateful game 43 years ago are now defunct. The North Stars left Minnesota for Texas in 1993 and became the Dallas Stars. The Seals played their final game on April 4, 1976. The club was moved to Cleveland and was renamed the Cleveland Barons.

To watch a video on the history of the Oakland-California Golden Seals, click on the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ABkKt5_D1w

The Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy s awarded annually to the NHL player who best displays the qualities of perseverance, dedication and good sportsmanship. The winner is chosen by a poll of the Professional Hockey Writers’ Association.


SPORTS

Baseball

I am very pleased that Roberto Alomar is going to the National Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown as a Blue Jay. Alomar has expressed his preference to go into the Hall of Fame wearing a Blue Jay cap. A week ago, the Hall confirmed Robbie’s choice. He will indeed be the first inductee to wear the colours of the Toronto Blue Jays.

To watch an interview with Alomar talking about his years as a Blue Jay and his selection to the Hall of Fame, click on the link below.

http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews//20110106/roberto-alomar-blue-jays-hat-110106/

- Joanne

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

SIR JOHN A. MACDONALD QUIZ

TUESDAY, JANUARY 11, 2011

This day should be a special day for all Canadians. In few other countries would a national hero be so neglected. In comparing Macdonald to Washington it is probably safe to say that Sir John played a greater role in forging the Canadian nation-state than Washington did in determining the nature of his United States. In addition, Macdonald was the more interesting personality.

- John Turner, 17th Prime Minister of Canada
Orillia Museum of Art and History annual Macdonald birthday dinner, January 11, 2008


Canada’s first prime minister, Sir John A. Macdonald, was born in Scotland, on January 11, 1815. Although January 10 is the date recorded in the General Register Office in Edinburgh, January 11th is the day that Macdonald and those who remember him have celebrated his birthday.

As former Prime Minister John Turner pointed out so eloquently in his speech at Maconald's bithday dinner, Sir John is neglected in his own country.  The architect of the Canadian Confederation does not get the recognition he deserves. In fact, there is a woeful ignorance among Canadians about Sir John A.  In the lead-up to Macdonald's 194th birth anniversary in 2008, a Dominion Institute poll found that more than two in five Canadians (42%) could not identify Macdonald as the country's first prime minister.

It’s quite likely that more school children in Canada can identify George Washington than John A. Macdonald.  A far greater number are able to recognize Ronald MacDonald than our first prime minister.  History lover that I am, I made certain my nephew and niece were able to identify the name “John A. Macdonald” at an early age. I showed them a ten dollar bill with Sir John A.’s portrait on it and explained to them who he was.

In honour of the 196th anniversary of Sir John A.’s birth, Number 16 presents a quiz of ten questions about our first prime minister. Test yourself and see how much you really know about him.


SIR JOHN A. MACDONALD QUIZ

1. What does the “A” in Macdonald’s middle name stand for?

A. Albert

B. Alexander

C. Andrew

D. Anthony

E. Aloysius


2. Where was Sir John A. born?

A. St. Andrews, Scotland

B. Edinburgh, Scotland

C. Glasgow, Scotland

D. Dundee, Scotland

E. Aberdeen Scotland


3. Sir John A.’s son, Hugh John Macdonald, was premier of which province for a brief period in the year 1900?

A. Manitoba

B. Ontario

C. Alberta

D. Nova Scotia

E. British Columbia


4. What was Sir John A.’s occupation in Kingston, Ontario?

A. Journalist

B. Librarian

C. Professor

D. Lawyer

E. Newspaper publisher


5. Sir John A.’s nickname was

A. Kingston Johnny

B. Old Tomorrow

C. Johnny Canuck

D. Canada’s Father

E. Mr. Confederation


6. Sir John’s A.’s daughter, Mary Margaret (born 1869), had an affliction. What was it?

A. Polio

B. Blindness

C. Kidney disease

D. Heart condition

E. Hydrocephaly


7. How many majority governments did Macdonald win during his political career?

A. Six

B. None. He only had minority governments.

C. Four

D. Three

E. One


8. Sir John A. had a weakness for

A. Women

B. Bad jokes

C. Alcohol

D. Cocaine

E. Gambling


9. Macdonald’s first wife Isabella Clark

A. Drowned in 1855

B. Was an invalid and died in 1856

C. Was run over by a horse and carriage and died

D. Died in childbirth in 1856

E. Died of tuberculosis


10. What was the name given to Sir John A’s economic program in which he called for an increase in immigration to Western Canada, the building of a railway to the West and high tariffs on imported manufactured goods to protect Canadian industry? (This is a bonus question. Give yourself an extra point if you get the correct answer.)


A. The Canada First Policy

B. The National Policy

C. The Macdonald Program

D. The Canadian Economic Policy

E. The Canadian Settlement Program

 
ANSWERS
 
1.   B.  Alexander
 
2.  C.  Glasgow, Scotland
 
3.  A.  Manitoba
 
4.  D.  Lawyer (Sir John A. became a lawyer in 1836.  He remained in the practice of law with a series of partners, in Kingston until 1874 and then in Toronto.  His firm was involved mainly in commercial law and his clients were businessmen or corporations.)
 
5.  B.  Old Tomorrow (Sir John A. was affectionately dubbed "Old Tomorrow" due to his habit of procrastinating.)
 
6.  E.  Hydrocephaly (A condition characterized by an abnormal amount of fluid in the cranium, especially in young children, causing enlargement of the head and deterioration of the brain.  It leads to both mental and physical disabilities)  Note: Mary, who died in 1933, was the only child of Sir John A. and his second wife, Susan Agnes Bernard, known as Agnes.  Macdonald and his first wife, Isabella, had two children: a son, John, who died suddenly at 13 months and a second son, Hugh John (born 1850, died 1929 at the age of 79).
 
7.  A.  Six
 
8.  C.  Alcohol 
 
9.  B.  Isabella was an invalid and died in 1856.  Sir John A. remarried in 1867, the year of Confederation.

10.  B.  The National Policy


ON THIS DAY : Walla Walla and Sweet Onions

The city of Walla Walla, Washington was incorporated on January 11, 1862.  Happy 149th anniversary, Walla Walla, from Number 16.

Did you know that Walla Walla is famous for sweet onions and that they are called Walla Walla Sweet Onions?  Over a century ago, on the Island of Corsica (off the West Coast of Italy), a French soldier named Peter Pieri found an Italian sweet onion seed.  He brought the onion seed to the Walla Walla Valley.  The sweet onion was cultivated and developed there over several generations.  Its sweetness comes from its low sulphur content.  Walla Walla Sweets are 90 per cent water.  Walla Walla has a mild climate and rich soil.

I’ve always liked the name “Walla Walla” because it sounds quite quirky. I’m very amused by the alliteration of the three “W”s in Walla Walla, Washington. Walla Walla is actually a Native American name meaning “Place of Many Waters”. Residents of the town describe it as “the town so nice they named it twice.”

Although Adam West of Batman fame was born in Seattle, Washington, he grew up in Walla Walla. He attended Walla Wall High School and later received a degree in Literature and Psychology from the city’s Whitman College.

The population of Walla Walla is only 31,350 (2008 estimate, Washington State Office of Financial Management).


NOTICE TO NUMBER 16 READERS

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- Joanne

Monday, January 10, 2011

The Gabrielle Giffords shooting proves United States needs stricter gun control

MONDAY, JANUARY 10, 2010

On Saturday, another horrific shooting spree occurred in the United States. An American Congresswoman, Gabrielle Giffords, 40, of Arizona, was shot in the head. She is expected to survive but her life hangs in the balance. Six people were killed in the rampage, including a federal judge, an aide to Representative Giffords and a nine-year-old girl. The tragedy happened at a political event held by Giffords outside a Safeway grocery store in Tucson.

The gunman was tackled to the ground and apprehended. He is 22-year-old Jared Lee Loughner, a political radical with a troubled past. Loughner was charged today with two counts of first degree murder, two counts of attempted murder and the attempted murder of a congress member.

Jared Loughner is obviously a deranged individual. Last September, he was suspended from Pima Community College for posting a video on YouTube in which he ranted against the college. His parents were contacted about the suspension and informed that in order to be reinstated their son would have to “obtain a mental health clearance indicating , in the opinion of a mental health professional, his presence at the College does not present a danger to himself or others.” Six weeks later, Jared Loughner purchased the gun he would use in the shooting.

Why was this mentally unbalanced young man permitted to purchase a gun? There were red flags everywhere about Loughner ‘s mental stability. A background check should have uncovered the fact that he was not fit to own a weapon. How many tragedies will it take for Americans to wake up to the realization that their gun control laws need to be far stricter? How many innocent people will have to die?  How many more Columbines will there need to be? How many more Jim Bradys or Gabrielle Giffords will have to pay the price for America’s lax attitude toward gun ownership.

Unfortunately, the signs are not good. In an article in yesterday’s New York Daily News by James Gordon Meek, it was reported that Gabrielle Giffords’ shooting has led some lawmakers to declare that they’ll carry weapons to protect themselves. Reps. Jason Chaffetz and Rep Heath Shuler were named.

These lawmakers just don’t get it. They continue to ignore the root cause of the problem. They don’t seem to understand this simple truth; there are already far too many guns in the United States and guns are far too easy to acquire. Instead of calling for more stringent gun control laws, Chaffetz and Shuler talk about carrying weapons themselves.

The proliferation of guns will only lead to more tragedies such as the one in Tucson, Arizona.  A vast arsenal of easily acquired firearms is a recipe for unmitigated disaster.  It increases the chances that tthe weapons will fall into the hands of a violent or mentally unbalanced person.   A lack of gun control means that guns are more likely to be procured by the Jared Loughners of this world.

Where is the American politician who will stand up for gun control? Are U.S. public officials so intimidated by the National Rifle Association that they are afraid to do the right thing? Are there any courageous leaders in the U.S. who will advocate stricter gun control in the wake of the Tucson tragedy?  Gabrielle Giffords herself has opposed gun control.  If she recovers her health, perhaps she will she change her mind and lend her support to the cause of gun control.  I'm not expecting that to happen.  Nevertheless, I would like to remind Americans that Gabrielle would not be lying in a hospital bed fighting for her life if her attacker had been prohibited from buying a gun.

- Joanne

Saturday, January 8, 2011

PHOTOS FOR NUMBER 16

SATURDAY, JANUARY 8, 2011

Hey Sixteeners, do you have some interesting or funny photos you would like to share with other readers? Please e-mail them to me at jmadden16@yahoo.ca and I will select some of them to publish as my Number 16 Feature Photo.  I will not use your name unless you ask me to credit you.

- Joanne

Friday, January 7, 2011

Stephen Leacock and Humour

FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 2011
Humour in a world of waning beliefs remains like Hope still left at the bottom of Pandora’s box when all the evils of the Gods flew out from it upon the world.

- Stephen Leacock
Humour: Its Theory and Technique (1935)


Would you expect a Canadian economist to become one of the English-speaking world’s great humorists? Well, Stephen Leacock did exactly that. After the death of Mark Twain in 1910, this professor of economics and political science became the most popular writer of English-language humour on the planet.

Stephen Butler Leacock was born at Swanmore, England on December 30, 1869. He came to Canada at the age of six with his family and was raised on a farm near Sutton, Ontario, south of Lake Simcoe. Leacock’s father, Peter, was an abusive alcoholic. He eventually abandoned the family, leaving his wife Agnes to raise their eleven children.

After studying economics and political science at the University of Toronto and the University of Chicago, Stephen Leacock obtained his PhD in 1903. That same year, he joined the department of economics and political science at McGill University in Montreal. Leacock rose quickly in the ranks at McGill and became department head. He remained in that position for 33 years, until his retirement in 1936.

On August 7, 1900, Stephen Leacock married actress Beatrix (Trix) Hamilton. Trix was a niece of Sir Henry Pellatt, the man who built Toronto’s Casa Loma, the largest castle in North America. Leacock and his wife had one son, Stephen Lushington “Stevie” Leacock, born on August 19, 1915. Trix died of breast cancer on December 15, 1925 and Stephen was left to raise the ten-year-old boy. Born with a lack of growth hormones, Stevie was very small in stature, looked much younger than his age, and was a constant source of worry for his father.

Stephen Leacock was a prolific writer and he produced a great deal of non-fiction material. He is best known, however, for his humorous fiction. Literary Lapses, published in 1910, was his first collection of humorous stories. Leacock’s masterpiece was Sunshine Sketches of a Little Town (1912) in which he affectionately satirized the customs and behaviour of the people of a small town in Ontario. Although Leacock called the fictional town “Mariposa,” it was a thinly-disguised model of Orillia, Ontario.

In addition to his many essays and academic works, Stephen Leacock wrote popular biographies of his two favourite authors: Mark Twain (1932)  and Charles Dieckens: His Life and Work (1933).  Yet, it was Leacock's very first book that proved to be his most profitable.  Elements of Political Science (1912), a university textbook, was translated into seventeen languages.

Stephen Leacock died of throat cancer in Toronto on March 28, 1944. He was 74 years old at the time of his death and was survived by his son, Stevie, who died in his fifties.  As a tribute to the great Canadian humorist, the Stephen Leacock Memorial Medal for Humour was established in 1947. It is presented annually to the best book of humour written in English by a Canadian writer.

During my years working at the library of the Toronto Star, I became acquainted with two winners of the Leacock Award – the Star’s late humour columnist, Gary Lautens and another long-time columnist, Joey Slinger. Gary, who died in 1992, won the award twice and was such an admirer of Stephen Leacock that he named his first-born son “Stephen”.

If you are in the Orillia area, I strongly suggest that you visit the Stephen Leacock Museum and National Historic Site. It was Leacock’s summer home and is situated on the shores of Lake Couchiching. Stephen Leacock found peace and comfort there and did much of his writing in the study overlooking the lake. The house was built in 1928 on the banks of Old Brewery Bay. I have visited the Leacock home twice and enjoyed it immensely. After touring the house, you can eat at an outdoor cafe there and wander out to the boathouse.

To view a website containing information and photos of the Leacock home, click on the link below.

http://ontarioscottagecountry.blogspot.com/2010/06/stephen-b-leacock-museum-orillia-lake.html

To view a CBC archival site and listen to the voice of Stephen Leacock reading, click on the link below.
.

- Joanne

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Random thoughts on a January 6th

THURSDAY, JANUARY 6, 2011

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

- Theodore Roosevelt
Speech before the Hamilton Club, Chicago [April 10, 1899]

Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th president of the United States, passed away 92 years ago today, on January 6, 1919. He died at Sagamore Hill, his mother’s estate overlooking New York’s Long Island Sound. He was 60 years old.

Theodore Roosevelt became president in 1901 upon the assassination of William McKinley. He was only 42 years of age at the time, making him the youngest person ever to hold the office of U.S. president. John F. Kennedy was 43 years old when he became president in 1961, making him the youngest person ever to be elected president.


GOLD, FRANKINCENSE AND MYRRH

Today is the feast of the Epiphany. It is the celebration of the coming of the Three Wise Men or Magi to Bethlehem. According to the Bible, they brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh to the Christ child. We all know what gold is, of course, but what are frankincense and myrrh?

Frankincense is an aromatic gum resin obtained in African and Arabian trees. It is used primarily as incense and in perfumes. It is thought to have medicinal properties and a calming effect. In the ancient world, it was used to treat depression. Ancient peoples burned frankincense in the belief that it carried their prayers to heaven.

Myrrh is also a resin, produced by small trees that grow in North Africa and in the Red Sea region. It has powerful antiseptic and anti-inflammatory properties. The Chinese used it for hundreds of years to treat wounds, bruises and painful swelling. “Myrrh” is an Arabic word meaning “bitter".


ON THIS DAY

On January 6, 1912, New Mexico became the 47th U.S. state - 99 years ago today.  Congratulations to all New Mexicans and a warm greeting to you from Number 16.

Here are a few facts about the state of New Mexico..

* New Mexico’s nickname is the “Land of Enchantment” and this legend first appeared on New Mexico licence plates in 1941. It did not become the state’s official nickname until April 8, 1999.

* “New Mexico” is the English version of “Nuevo Mexico", the Spanish name for the Upper Rio Grande. “Mexico” is an Aztec spelling and it means “place of Mexitili,” one of the Aztec gods.

* According to the United States Census Bureau (2009 estimate), the population of New Mexico is 2,009,671, a smaller population than my home city of Toronto, Canada.

* The U.S. Census Bureau reports that 45.6% of New Mexico’s population is of Latin or Hispanic origin. That compares to 15.8% in the USA as a whole.


SPORTS

Baseball

Congratulations to former Toronto Blue Jay Roberto Alomar for being voted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame at Cooperstown. He was chosen on 90% of the ballots.

Robbie deserves this honour. He was one of the best second basemen who ever played the game. I just hope he enters the Hall as a Toronto Blue Jay. Yes, I know I’m biased. I truly believe, however, that Alomar had the finest years of his career while playing here in Toronto.

Hockey

What a disappointment! What a monumental collapse! Although some might say “choke", I think “collapse” is the best word to describe what happened to Team Canada in its gold medal game against Russia in the World Junior Hockey Championship. Team Canada had a fairly comfortable 3-0 lead when the wheels fell off and the flood gates opened. The Russians scored five unanswered goals in the third period to win by a score of 5-3. For Canadian fans, it was painful to watch. It was one of Canada’s worst collapses in international hockey.

The highly partisan crowd of Canadian fans in Buffalo, New York were in a happy, celebratory mood as Team Canada cruised along with a 3-0 lead. They were shocked at how fast that lead dissipated. I certainly won’t take anything away from the Russians. I believe in giving credit where credit is due. It’s just that I can’t believe what happened. I’m still scratching my head.

- Joanne

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Tribute to T.S. Eliot

TUESDAY, JANUARY 4, 2011

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

- T.S. Eliot
From The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock [1917] 
What a magnificent line of poetry! I remember when I studied The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock in high school. My teacher stated that he wished he had written those words. Alas, not everyone can be a T.S. Eliot.

The influential poet, playwright and Nobel laureate, Thomas Stearns Eliot, passed away 46 years ago today. He died in London, England on January 4, 1965 at the age of 76. The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock was the poem that established Eliot`s reputation. Prufrock was published initially by Poetry magazine in Chicago in 1915. It was then published as part of a small book entitled Prufrock and Other Observations in 1917.

Eliot followed Prufrock with some of the most acclaimed poems in the English language, including Gerontion (1920) The Waste Land (1922), The Hollow Men (1925), Ash Wednesday (1930), and Four Quartets (1945). He is also known for his seven plays, particularly Murder in the Cathedral (1935) which is generally considered to be his finest drama. He received the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1948.

Born in St. Louis, Missouri on September 26, 1888, T.S. Eliot was the son of a businessman. He was educated at Harvard, University and then studied philosophy at the Sorbonne in Paris. In 1914, he won a scholarship to Oxford University. In 1927, at the age of 39, he became a British citizen and converted to the Anglican Church. On the subject of becoming a British citizen, Eliot said that "My mind may be American but my heart is British."

To listen to T.S. Eliot reading The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, click on the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhiCMAG658M&feature=fvw


LBJ AND THE GREAT SOCIETY

On the same day as T.S. Eliot’s death , 45 years ago, U.S. President Lyndon Baines Johnson made his State of the Union Address to Americans and the world and proposed his "Great Society" program. Here are some excerpts from LBJ`s speech. Considering that we have suffered through the Great Recession, it makes interesting reading. It is also interesting to note what good shape the U.S. economy was in 45 years ago. So, let us go back to 1965 and read the words of LBJ.

World affairs will continue to call upon our energy and our courage.

But today we can turn increased attention to the character of American life.

Our flourishing progress has been marked by price stability that is unequalled in the world. Our balance of payments deficit has declined and the soundness of our dollar is unquestioned. I pledge to keep it that way and I urge business and labour to cooperate to that end.

We worked for two centuries to climb this peak of prosperity. But we are only at the beginning of the road to the Great Society. Ahead now is a summit where freedom from the wants of the body can help fulfill the needs of the spirit.

We built this Nation to serve its people.

We want to grow and build and create, but we want progress to be the servant and not the master of man.

We do not intend to live in the midst of abundance, isolated from neighbours and nature, confined by blighted cities and bleak suburbs, stunted by a poverty of learning and an emptiness of leisure. The Great Society asks not how much, but how good; not only how to create wealth but how to use it; not only how fast we are going, but where we are headed.


But we must remember that fear of a recession can contribute to the fact of a recession. The knowledge that our Government will, and can, move swiftly will strengthen the confidence of investors and business.


We can help insure continued prosperity through:

• a regional recovery program to assist the development of stricken areas left behind by our national progress;
• further efforts to provide our workers with the skills demanded by modern technology, for the labouring-man is an indispensable force in the American system;

• the extension of the minimum wage to more than 2 million unprotected workers;

• the improvement and the modernization of the unemployment compensation system.


RANT OF THE DAY

Regular readers will know that I am an avid movie fan. Although I watch many films on DVD and on television, I still prefer viewing movies on the big screen at a theatre. However, I am becoming increasingly annoyed with the number of commercials I am often forced to sit through at Cineplex theatres. Moviegoers who go to the cinema on busy nights frequently have to enter the theatre a half hour or more prior to the actual showing of the film or risk sitting in the front row and straining their necks. That means enduring numerous ads. During the last film I attended, I must have been bombarded with 35 minutes of advertising. By the time the movie started, my mind was somewhat addled by all those ads.

Filmgoers pay good money to watch a first-run film and Cineplex charges exorbitant prices for snacks at its concession stands. Given all that, why should we have to endure a seemingly endless series of mindless commercials? It isn’t fair and I strongly resent it!  If you live in the Toronto area, I suggest that you go to the Carlton Theatre at Yonge and College Streets or the Kingsway Theatre at 3030 Bloor St. West. I attend films at those theatres and the number of ads there are minimal.

When commercials first appeared at movie theatres, I recall that audiences booed. Now we seem to be resigned to them and we watch them like zombies. As a result, Cineplex et al have sneakily increased the number of ads before a film. Movie lovers, I submit that this is unacceptable. There are alternatives and we should search for them. Furthermore, we should express our dissatisfaction to Cineplex-Odeon. At the very least, they won’t think we are so obsequious and accepting.

By the way, whatever happened to watching cartoons and short films before the feature attraction? If only we could see Bugs Bunny of Daffy Duck cartoons prior the screening of a film . . .


SPORTS

Hockey

Oh happy day! We’re going for gold! Yes, indeed, Team Canada will be playing the Russians for a gold medal in the World Junior Hockey Championship tomorrow in Buffalo, New York. Our guys (I admit a strong bias) defeated Team USA last night by a score of 4-1. The Americans were the home team, but if you weren’t aware that the game was being played in the United States, you would have thought that Canada was the home team. The arena was awash in the colour red and with Maple Leaf flags and sweaters. A great many Canucks made the trek south of the border.

- Joanne

Monday, January 3, 2011

J.R.R. Tolkien and The Hobbit

MONDAY, JANUARY 3, 2011

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.

- J.R.R. Tolkien
The Hobbit [1937], Chapter 1
Today marks the 119th anniversary of the birth of J.R.R. Tolkien. John Ronald Reuel Tolkien was born on January 3, 1892 in Bloemfontein in the Orange Free State (now Free State Province, South Africa). He was an English writer, poet, philologist and Oxford University academic. Tolkien is renowned as the author of classic fantasy literature. His most famous works are The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings and The Silmarillon.

“Ronald” Tolkien was a brilliant scholar of the English language and he specialized in Old and Middle English. In 1925 he became the Rawlinson and Bosworth Professor of Anglo-Saxon at the University of Oxford. He changed his chair in 1945 to Merton Professor of English Language and Literature, a position he held until his retirement in 1959.

One day, according to Tolkien’s own account, he was engaged in the task of grading examination papers when he discovered that one student had left a blank page. On this empty page, he proceeded to write, “In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit.” Those words led to a myriad of questions. Tolkien needed to figure out what sort of creature a hobbit was and why it lived in such a hole. In his search for answers, he created a tale that he told to his younger children. Tolkien’s story was published as The Hobbit in 1937.

J.R.R. Tolkien was appointed a Commander of the Order of the British Empire by Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace on March 28, 1972. He died on September 2, 1973 at Bournemouth, England. Ronald and his wife, Edith, had moved to Bournemouth upon his retirement in 1959. The master of fantasy literature was 81 years old at the time of his death.


LANGUAGE CORNER

What word in the English language has three sets of double letters? The answer is “bookkeeper.”


RIDDLE ME THIS

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

ANSWER

Frostbite















Hockey

Team Canada continued its quest for gold with a 4-1 victory over Switzerland yesterday in the quarter-final of the World Junior Hockey Championship in Buffalo, New York. Today they face a tough test against the defending champions, Team USA. It should be an exciting game.

Basketball

The battered and injury-laden Toronto Raptors tried gamely to compete against the Boston Celtics at the Air Canada Centre last night. The Celtics were just too much for them and they went down to defeat by a score of 93-79.

- Joanne

Friday, December 31, 2010

Mark Twain and New Year's Resolutions

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2010 
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink, and swore his last oath. To-day, we are a pious and exemplary community. Thirty days from now, we shall have cast our reformation to the winds and gone to cutting our ancient short comings considerably shorter than ever.

- Mark Twain
Mark Twain’s acerbic observations about New Year's resolutions were published in the Territorial Enterprise on January 1, 1863.  As usual, Twain made his point with eloquence, wit and flare. Nearly one hundred and forty-eight years later, his ruminations about human nature remain just as scathing and just as accurate.

Human nature certainly hasn’t changed since Twain’s day.  It’s almost 2011 and we’re still battling the same old demons.  Every New Year’s, we dutifully make resolutions that we can not or will not keep. We resolve to lose weight or we vow to quit smoking.  Most of us are sincere.  We do strive to improve ourselves.  Our intentions our laudable and there is even great merit to the whole exercise of making New Year’s resolutions.  After all, we do need to take stalk of ourselves and the beginning of a New Year seems like the appropriate time for introspection and soul-searching.

So is that why we do it?  Is it only for the sake of introspection that we put ourselves through this annual ritual?  Well, that certainly is part of it, but there is so much more.  We make resolutions because we have a psychological need to start over, to wipe the slate clean.  It’s cathartic and it gives us great solace and comfort even if we know we are setting ourselves up for failure. We rationalize that we can always try again next year.

There is also an element of guilt involved in making New Year’s resolutions, a desire to make up for our transgressions. We tell ourselves that maybe one of these years we’ll get it right.  In the end, however, most of us succumb to temptation.  We return to our old ways because, although the spirit is willing, the flesh is indeed weak.

I do think, however, that Mr. Twain is a tad too harsh on us mere mortals.  Even if we partially succeed in keeping a resolution, isn’t that an achievement in itself?  Suppose we resolve to read one book every two weeks.  Haven’t we made progress if we read at least one book a month?  Suppose our goal is to shed twenty pounds. Isn’t it preferable to lose ten pounds rather than none at all?

Mark Twin wanted to expose hypocrisy and his intent was to criticize the many people who just go through the motions when they make New Year’s resolutions.  I agree wholeheartedly that such behaviour is not admirable. Still, if I were able to converse with the eminent author, I’d I remind him that some people sincerely want to improve themselves.  They may not succeed, but at least they make an effort.

Perhaps it’s time to take a fresh look at the whole idea of New Year’s resolutions. We tend to associate resolutions with ridding ourselves of bad habits.  That’s fine and dandy and I’m not suggesting that we should completely abandon that approach.  Can’t we, however, be a little bit more original and creative?  Isn’t it time to be more active than passive?  Why not actually do something we’ve only dared dream about before?  These are questions to reflect upon at the dawning of a New Year.  As for myself, perhaps I’ll just resolve not to make any resolutions.

Note:  The Territorial Enterprise is a newspaper in Virginia City, Nevada..  Mark Twain worked there in the 1860s.  Founded in 1858, It has the distinction of being Nevada's first newspaper.  Its motto is "In the Spirit of Mark Twain".


Whatever your plans tonight, have a safe and enjoyable New Year's Eve.  See you next year.

- Joanne

Monday, December 27, 2010

Marlene Dietrich, passionate foe of Nazism

MONDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2010

Ameica took me into her bosom when I no longer had a native country worthy of the name, but in my heart I am German – German in my soul.

- Marlene Dietrich
Today is the 109th anniversary of the birth of the great singer and actress Marlene Dietrich. She was born Marie Magdalene Dietrich in Schoneberg, Berlin, Germany on December 27, 1901, the daughter of a policeman. In 1929, when Marlene was 27 years old, director Josef von Sternbert cast her as Lola-Lola, the sultry female lead in Der Baue Engel (The Blue Angel). The Blue Angel, released in 1930, was Germany’s first all-talking film and it made Marlene Dietrich a star. After the resounding success of The Blue Angel, von Sternbert brought her to Hollywood and signed her with Paramount Pictures.

Marlene become the ultimate femme fatale of the silver screen in the string of von Sternbert films that followed. She starred in movies such as Morocco (1930), Dishonored (1931), Shanghai Express (1932), Blonde Venus (1932), The Scarlet Express (1934), and The Devil Is a Woman (1935).

After Adolf Hiltler’s rise to power in Germany in 1933, Marlene refused to work in her own country. She bravely renounced Nazism. During a wartime interview broadcast from Britain to Germany, she declared that, “Hitler is an idiot” and implored Germans not to sacrifice themselves. In 1937, she became a citizen of the United States and during World War II, her contribution to the defeat of Nazism was selfless, determined and indefatigable. She made hundreds of personal appearances before Allied troops between 1943 and 1946. When visiting U.S. soldiers in Germany, she put herself in danger, placing herself very close to German enemy lines. When asked why, Marlene replied that it was the decent thing to do.

There was an terrible incident in 1960 when Marlene Dietrich visited the city of Berlin. Neo-Nazis carried banners reading “Go Home Marlene” and they spat upon her. In 2001, the 100th anniversary of her birth, the city of Berlin issued a formal apology for the incident.

After the war, she appeared in such acclaimed films as A Foreign Affair (1948), Witness for the Prosecution (1957), Touch of Evil (1958) and Judgment at Nuremberg (1961). She continued to be a popular nightclub performer and gave her last stage performance in 1974. He last screen appearance was in Just A Gigolo (1978). Marlene Dietrich died in Paris, France on May 6, 1992.

It must have been very difficult for Marlene to take such a strong stand against Nazism and it couldn't been easy to be a woman with a thick German accent in the United States during the Second World War.

Click on the link below to watch a video tribute to Marlene Dietrich.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K32yG41OTw


RIDDLE ME THIS

What would you get if you merged coffee giants Tim Hortons, Starbucks and Second Cup?

ANSWER:

A new company called Timbuktu.

(By the way, there is such a place as Timbuktu. It is located in the West African nation of Mali. Timbuktu in French is “Tombouctou” and it means “well of the woman named ‘Bouctou’”. “Bouctou means “belly button.” Therefore, Timbuktu takes its name from a woman who owned a well and was called Bouctou because of her large belly button.)


SPORTS

Hockey

Congratulations to Team Canada for winning their first game of the World Junior Hockey Championship in Buffalo, New York. They defeated Team Russia by a score of 6-3.

- Joanne

Saturday, December 25, 2010

CHRISTMAS BIRTHS AND DEATHS

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2010

QUOTE OF THE DAY

For unto to you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, who is Christ the Lord.

Luke 2:11

Here are some notable Christmas Day births and deaths.

CHRISTMAS DAY BIRTHS

Hotel mogul Conrad Hilton was born on December 25, 1887 in Socorro County, New Mexico Territory, U.S.  From 1942 to 1946, he was married to Zsa Zsa Gabor. Hilton died in Santa Monica, California on January 3, 1979. He was 91 years old.

Humphrey Bogart, one of my favourite actors, was born on Christmas Day, 1899. Bogie was born in New York City, the son of a Manhattan surgeon and a prominent magazine illustrator. He died of cancer of the esophagus on January 14, 1957 at the age of 57 in Los Angeles.

Robert L. Ripley, cartoonist and creator of Ripley’s Believe it or Not!, may have been born on Christmas Day. There is some confusion about the date of his birth. We do know that he was born LeRoy Ripley in Santa Rosa, California in 1890. Some sources list his date of birth as December 26 while others list it as December 25. There has been some speculation that the eccentric Mr. Ripley may have changed it himself to Christmas Day.

Robert Ripley died in New York City on May 27, 1949, three days after suffering a heart attack during the broadcast of the 13th episode of his Believe it Not! television series. The theme of the episode was death and death rituals. It featured a short sketch about the background of the famous bugle call Taps (also known as The Last Post). Near the end of the program, during the playing of Taps, Ripley passed out on the floor. The show was not yet over, but Ripley could not continue.

Singer Jimmy Buffett was born in Pascagoula, Mississippi on December 25, 1946. He celebrates his 64th birthday today.

Actress Sissy Spacek also celebrates a birthday today. She was born Mary Elizabeth Spacek on Christmas Day 1949 in Quitman, Texas. The 1980 Oscar winner for Best Actress (Coal Miner’s Daughter) turns 61 years old today.

Baseball’s Rickey Henderson was born in Chicago, Illinois on December 25, 1958. During his major league career, Henderson turned stealing bases into an art form and was one of the game’s greatest lead-off batters. He played on the 1993 Toronto Blue Jays World Series championship team. Happy 52nd birthday, Mr. Henderson!

Country singer Barbara Mandrell was born in Houston, Texas on Christmas Day in 1948. She is 62 years old today.

Two sons of the late former Prime Minister of Canada, Pierre Trudeau, were born on Christmas Day. Justin Trudeau, who is a Member of the House of Commons for a Montreal riding, was born in Ottawa, Ontario on December 25, 1971. He turns 39 years old today. Justin’s younger brother, Alexandre (Sacha) Trudeau was also born on Christmas Day in 1973, also in Ottawa. He celebrates his 37th birthday today. Alexandre is a filmmaker and journalist.


CHRISTMAS DAY DEATHS

French explorer, Samuel de Champlain, founder of Quebec City and “Father of New France”, died on Christmas day in 1635.

Singer James Brown, known as “The Godfather of Soul”, died on December 25, 2006 in Atlanta, Georgia. He died in an Atlanta hospital after suffering from pneumonia. He was 73 years old.

American actress and singer Eartha Kitt passed away on Christmas Day in 2008 at the age of 81. She died of colon cancer.  Born Eartha Mae Keith on January 27, 1927 in the small town of North, South Carolina, Orson Welles gave her her first starring role in as Helen of Troy in his stage production of Dr. Faustus. Welles described her as “the most exciting girl in the world”. Eartha performed the Christmas song, “Santa Baby”. To watch a video of Eartha singing Santa Baby in 1953, click on the link below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfqZmlfQEto

Baseball's flamboyant Billy Martin died in a one-car accident on December 25, 1989 in New York State, near his farm in farm in Port Crane in the Town of Fenton. Martin and his friend, William Reedy, were in a pickup truck. Billy Martin was 61 years old.

Six-year-old beauty queen, JonBenet Ramsey, was murdered on Christmas day in 1996. Her body was discovered in the basement of her parents’ Boulder, Colorado home. The shocking crime created a media frenzy and the tabloids had a field day.

Singer and comedian Dean Martin died in Beverly Hills, California on Christmas Day in 1995. Dino was 78 years old.


A Merry Christmas to one and all from Number 16 and all the best during this holiday season.


- Joanne

Friday, December 24, 2010

Clement C. Moore : The Reluctant Author

FRIDAY,  DECEMBER 24, 2010


'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
These are the opening lines of the famous poem A Visit from St. Nicholas. The presumed author of the poem is Clement Clarke Moore (1779-1863), a scholar and professor at Columbia College, now Columbia University.

A Visit from St. Nicholas was originally published anonymously in a newspaper, the Troy, New York Sentinel on December 23, 1823. Clement C. Moore later acknowledged that he was the author, although his claim has been questioned in academia.

According to writer and historian Don Rittner, Moore was cited as the author of A Visit from St. Nicholas, for the first time in the December 25, 1838 issue of the Troy Budget newspaper.  He did not admit to authorship of the poem until 1844 when he was 65 years old and it was published in an anthology of his own poetry, apparently at the insistence of his children.

A Visit from St. Nicholas provides the first detailed description of the physical appearance of Santa Claus, his sleigh and his reindeer. It includes the number and names of the reindeer.

ON THIS DAY

Tonight is Christmas Eve and I would like to pay tribute to a great Canadian who was born on December 24th at the dawn of a new century. Today marks the 110th anniversary of the birth of Joey Smallwood, the first premier of Newfoundland and a Father of Confederation. Born Joseph Roberts Smallwood on December 24, 1900 at Gambo, Newfoundland, he was the eldest of 13 children. The family was poor and Joey’s father, Charles Smallwood, was an alcoholic.

Joey Smallwood became a journalist and began his career in Newfoundland and Nova Scotia. He moved to New York in 1920 and spent five years there working for The Call, a socialist newspaper. Smallwood returned to Newfoundland in 1925 and became a union organizer. In the late 1930s, he hosted a popular radio show devoted to Newfoundland’s history and cultural traditions. His radio name was “Joe the Barrelman”.

Smallwood’s reputation as “The Barrelman” helped him become director of the Newfoundland Confederate Association, which advocated Confederation. He campaigned vigorously to bring Newfoundland into this country and he succeeded. In 1949, Newfoundland and Labrador became Canada’s tenth province. Smallwood served as premier of the province for over 22 years, from April 1, 1949 until January 18, 1972.

The latter years of Joey Smallwood’s life were very difficult ones. He suffered a major stoke in 1984 and lost his speech. He also experience financial difficulties. Nevertheless, he devoted much of his time and energy to producing The Encyclopedia of Newfoundland and Labrador. The first two volumes were published in 1981 and 1984. The second volume was release two months before Smallwood’s stroke and work was suspended until 1987. The five-volume set was finally completed in 1994.

Joey Smallwood did not live to see the publication of the fifth and final volume of his encyclopedia. He died in St. John’s, Newfoundland on December 17, 1991, a week before his 91st birthday.

To listen Peter Gzowski interview Joey Smallwood in 1973, click on the link below.

http://archives.cbc.ca/politics/provincial_territorial_politics/clips/2888/

I visited Newfoundland in the summer of 2001. I was captivated by the rugged beauty of the province and the friendliness and hospitality of its people. Newfoundlanders really have a sense of community. While I was there, a benefit concert was held at the Mile One Centre in St. John’s to aid some victims of an apartment fire. For $15 dollars, I enjoyed hours of Newfoundland music and entertainment.

For those interested in Joey Smallwood, I highly recommend a 1998 novel by Wayne Johnston entitled The Colony of Unrequited Dreams. It is a fictional portrayal of Smallwood’s life.

- Joanne

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Alastair Sim and Scrooge

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 23, 2010

Every year at Christmas, I watch Scrooge, the 1951 classic starring Alastair Sim.  It has become a Yuletide tradition for me. I always enjoy watching Sim play Ebenezer Scrooge in this wonderful film adaptation of A Christmas Carol, the 1843 novel by Charles Dickens. I can`t find enough superlatives to describe Sim`s portrayal of the cold-hearted, greedy businessman. It is the performance of a lifetime.

The Scottish-born Sim is obviously better known in Britain than he is here in North America.  Born in Edinburgh on October 9, 1900, he had a great interest in the spoken language and served as the Fulton Lecturer in Elocution at New College, Edinburgh University from 1925 until 1930.  His first stage appearance was in a production of Othello at the Savoy Theatre in London.

A great character actor, Alastair Sim went on to star in many British films and in many stage productions. In the course of his illustrious career, he appeared in 61 films and 46 West End Productions. Comedian Ronnie Corbett, a fellow Scot, described Sim as "a sad-faced actor, with the voice of a fastidious ghoul" in his autobiography High Hopes.

Despite a lengthy and successful acting career, Alastair Sim is remembered best for his role as the miserly Scrooge. He died in London, England on August 19, 1976 at the age of 75. By the way, although there is a colour version of Scrooge, I much prefer the black and white version. It captures the mood of the film much better.


REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS

I was tidying some files in my fling cabinet when I came across a folded piece of paper with the following gem written on it. I don’t remember who gave it to me or when I obtained it, but I would like to share it with you. I hope you find it amusing.

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

POST SCRIPT

I quickly discovered that the above little blurb appears elsewhere on the Internet. Some people have actually discussed online how scientifically accurate it is. Here is a reply from About.com. Urban Legends to those who asked if all of Santa’s reindeer were female.

Well, look. If we’re really going to let science be our guide in this matter, the first thing we have to admit is that reindeer don’t fly, let alone haul a jolly fat elf around in an airborne sleigh. And if we start down that slippery slope, there’s only one conclusion we can possibly reach: Santa Claus doesn’t exist. That way lies madness.

But there’s a loophole.

It is a fact, reindeer experts say, that both the male and female of the species have antlers. It is also a fact that while most cows retain their antlers until spring, most bulls drop their antlers by early December. Which is worrisome, I know, but the key word is most.

The experts go on to explain that some younger bulls, depending upon hereditary and environmental factors, may keep their antlers well into spring – even as late as April.

So it is plausible to suppose that, if for the sake of argument, there were a Santa Claus, and if, for the sake of argument, he did circumnavigate the globe in a reindeer-powered sleigh every December 25th, then at least some of those reindeer – including one in particular with a shiny red nose – could be males.

Chalk one up for tradition, if just barely.

The final word is mine. I strongly suspect that the author of that reply is male.

- Joanne

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

A Dance in the Snow

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2010


A DANCE IN THE SNOW  
Well we danced in the snow, my love and I
On a windswept night when we were still young
And we whirled and we twirled beneath the sky
And we did not stop till our song was sung
Huffing and puffing, we fell to the snow,
Our eyes full of wonder, our faces aglow
And we laughed while our breath rose in the air
And specks of white crystal dotted our hair
Hearty of spirit and ruddy of face,
We huddled warmly in winter’s embrace
The world was our sanctum, a place for two
And life was so cozy hidden from view
Revelling in our fancy, we paid no heed of time
It came upon us slowly and grabbed us from behind
Then suddenly we shivered in chills of northern clime
For now the spell was broken, to this we were resigned
Hand in hand, we trudged along, on homeward with a sigh
Snowflakes tingled on my tongue, a teardrop in my eye
Then I marvelled how moments and snowflakes slip away
Like wispy little visitors, never meant to stay 
Wondrously woven bit of lace, fragile and pristine
Truly they are works of art upon the earthly scene
For as each tiny snowflake must bear its own design
So it is with moments, the ones of yours and mine

- Joanne Madden

THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER

Today marks the Winter Solstice. We will have the shortest day and the longest night of the year. After tonight, the evenings will become brighter. That, dear readers, makes me very happy.  To celebrate the first official day of winter, I have presented the above poem, “A Dance in the Snow.” I wrote it several years ago.

It is noteworthy that this year, the Winter Solstice coincides with a full lunar eclipse.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANE AND PHIL. REST IN PEACE, FRANK

There are some notable birthdays today.  Actress, writer, political activist and fitness guru Jane Fonda turns 73 years old.  She was born Lady Jayne Seymour Fonda in New York City on December 21, 1937.  Jane is the daughter of iconic film and stage actor Henry Fonda and his second wife, Frances Ford Seymour.  Frances Ford Seymour was a Canadian-born socialite (She was born in Brockville, Ontario).  On April 14, 1950, when Jane was only 12 years old, her mother, suffering from mental illness, committed suicide on her 42nd birthday.

To view Jane Fonda's blog, click on the link below.

http://janefonda.com/

Former talk show host, writeer and media personality Phil Donahue turns 75 years old today.  He was born Phillip John Donahue in Cleveland, Ohio on December 21, 1935.  Happy 75th, Phil!

Rocker Frank Zappa was born in Baltimore, Maryland on December 21, 1940.  If were alive, he would be celebrating his 70th birthday today.  Frank died on December 4, 1993 of prostate cancer at the age of 52.  Zappa and his wife, Gail, had four children whom they named Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.  All I can say is that the Zappas sure didn't have an affinity for conventional names.


LANGUAGE CORNER

There is a James L. Brooks film playing at theatres called How Do You Know. There is no question mark at the end of the title. Punctuation is brazenly disregarded. It shouldn’t be. I’m not just nitpicking. There is a valid reason for all those little question marks and commas in the written word. A comma in the wrong place, or the omission of a comma, can alter the meaning of a sentence completely. The following sentence is a perfect example.

Let’s eat, Grandma.

It’s an innocuous sentence. The speaker is merely imploring his or her grandmother to have something to eat. However, remove that little comma and the sentence takes on an entirely different meaning, one that is extremely sinister. It becomes Let’s eat grandma. When you take away the comma, you take away a brief pause. That brief pause can change the message you are conveying.

In the case of a question, we put an inflection in our voice when we see a question mark at the end of a sentence. It alters the way we read the sentence. It affects our verbal and written communication. That is why I am disappointed that there is no question mark at the end of the James L. Brooks film title. It should be How Do You Know? and those responsible for the film should know it!


RIDDLE ME THIS

What did the large chimney say to the small chimney?

Answer:

You’re too young to be smoking.


SPORTS

Baseball

The Toronto Blue Jays lost out in their bid to acquire Zack Greinke. Greinke went to the Milwaukee Brewers. The Jays recently dealt their ace pitcher, Shaun Marcum, to the Brewers. Now the Brewers have both Marcum and Greinke. Well, at least the Yankees didn’t get Greinke! The Brewers are in the National League so the Jays don’t have to worry about them too much.

Hockey
How bad can it get for the Toronto Maple Leafs? How low can they sink? They lost to the Atlanta Flames last night at the Air Canada Centre by a score of 6-3. Leaf Nation is getting extremely restless. Chants of “Fire Wilson” began during the first period.

I don’t know that firing Ron Wilson will change much. The Leafs have a horrible team and that’s all there is to it. Worst of all, they have traded away important draft picks. There doesn’t seem to be too much brightness in their future. It’s really sad.

Nevertheless, something will have to be done soon if the Leafs continue to lose. Wilson seems to be the most likely candidate to shoulder the blame.

- Joanne

Saturday, December 18, 2010

NUMBER 16 EXCLUSIVE : Don Cherry, Mike Harris and Rob Ford meet at a pub

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2010

Number 16 has another exclusive for you.  On December 9, 2010, Joanne Madden published transcripts of a phone conversation between Hockey Night in Canada's Don Cherry and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Your intrepid reporter will now release transcripts of a conversation she overheard between Cherry, Ford and former Ontario Premier Mike Harris at a pub in Mississauga.

DON CHERRY:  This is great, guys. I’m so glad we could get together over a few pops. You two are my new best buddies.

MIKE HARRIS:  Well, thanks for inviting me, Don. But could you tone it down a bit? I wouldn’t want people to get the wrong idea . . .

(The server comes by to take their orders)

SERVER:: Hey Grapes, how are you?

DON CHERRY:  I’m fine. Me and the boys are just shootin' the breeze today.

SERVER:  What can I get you?

DON CHERRY:  I’d like a Molson Canadian. (turns to Mike Harris and Rob Ford) Hey guys, why don’t you order a Molson Canadian too? We need to support Canadian products.

MIKE HARRIS:  Don, I seem to remember that Molson merged with Coors about five years ago.

DON CHERRY:   Doesn’t matter, Mike. Any beer called Molson Canadian is all right by me. So anyway, Mike, what have you been up to lately? Did you ever consider running for the leadership of the Conservative Party once the Dear Leader quits politics?

MIKE HARRIS:  Well, you know, Grapes, I think I’ll stay retired. Besides, my French isn’t good enough to be prime minister.

DON CHERRY:  Yeah, I know, we always have to please those French in Kwee-bec. There’s only one French hockey player I ever liked. He helped Paul Henderson score the winning goal when we took it to those Ruskie Commies back in 1972. You know, Yvan Cournoyeay . . . Courney . . . (clenches his fist in frustration). I hate those (expletive deleted) French names!

ROB FORD:  Don’t worry Don, Foster Hewitt had trouble pronouncing that name too.

MIKE HARRIS:  (Rises from the table) Excuse me, gentlemen. I have to visit the little boy’s room for a minute. I’ll be right back.

ROB FORD:  (Turns to Don Cherry and lowers his voice) Listen Grapes, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t encourage Mike Harris to run for the Conservative leadership. I’m thinking of running for the Tory leadership myself – sometime down the road, of course. I want as little competition as possible.

DON CHERRY:  Really, Rob? I didn’t realize you were so ambitious. I think you’d make a great prime minister. Once they see what you can do for Toronto, they’ll want you to run the whole country. The sky’s the limit, Robbie old boy. They’ll be begging you to go for the top job. We’ve got to stop those wimpy Red Tories from taking over the party again and you’re just the man to do it.

ROB FORD:  I know. That’s just what I’ve been thinking, Don. So I’ve even started taking French lessons. How do you like that? Me, Rob Ford, learning to parlez vooo so I can be prime minister!  (He puffs himself up proudly.)

DON CHERRY:  Prime Minister Robert Ford. I like the sound of that!

ROB FORD:  Shhhh . . . Mike’s walking back to the table. I don’t want him to hear any of this. Don’t tell anyone else either. I don’t want people to know about my plans yet. This is all between you and me, Grapes. Don’t go telling Ron MacLean on Coach’s Corner about what a great PM I’d make - not yet, anyway.

DON CHERRY:  Mum’s the word, Rob. My lips are sealed.

MIKE HARRIS:  (Sitting down) Your lips are sealed? Why, Don and Rob, are you keeping secrets from good old Mikey?

DON CHERRY:  Nah, Rob here was just telling me about some stupid thing George Smitherman did. He doesn’t want me to spread it around.

ROB FORD:  Anyway, amigos, this has been fun.

MIKE HARRIS:  Yeah, we should get together once a month and shoot the breeze. But you know what, I have to leave soon. Sorry, guys.

DON CHERRY:  Where are you going, Mike?

MIKE HARRIS:  To the library. (pauses and sticks his hands our defensively). Don’t worry, guys. I don’t normally hang around libraries. But it’s almost Christmas, and I’ve been asked to read my favourite book, Mr. Silly, to some kids at the library. I couldn’t turn that down, could I?

DON CHERRY:  All right, Mike, we’ll give you a mulligan on that. But in the future, stay away from libraries. Real men don’t go there.

ROB FORD:  I’ll drink to that. Let’s have a toast.

ROB FORD, DON CHERRY and MIKE HARRIS:  (clinking their beer bottles in unison:) To real men like us!

Note: This has been written with tongue firmly in cheek.
















Baseball

R.I.P. Bob Feller

Baseball has lost another great. Bob Feller died of leukemia in Cleveland, Ohio on December 15, 2010. He was 92 years old. The Hall of Fame pitcher was born in Van Meter, Iowa on November 3, 1918. His father built a baseball diamond on the family farm and the young Bob was recruited to play on a team his dad put together.

Bob Feller made his major league debut in 1936 and played for only one team his entire career – the Cleveland Indians. He retired in 1956 with a win-loss record of 266-162, an earned-run average of 3.25 and 2,581 strikeouts. Feller played 18 seasons in Cleveland (from 1941 until 1945, he served in the U.S. Navy). Although Bob failed to win either of his two starts in the 1948 World Series, his Cleveland Indians defeated the Boston Braves 4 games to 2 in the October Classic that year

Nicknamed “Rapid Robert” and “Bullet Bob,” Bob Feller had a wicked fast ball that was known as “the heater from Van Meter."  In 1962, he was inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame at Cooperstown in his first year of eligibility.  This farm boy from Iowa will be long-remembered.
- Joanne

Friday, December 17, 2010

The Wright Brothers

FRIDAY DECEMBER 17, 2010

The chilly December day
two shivering bicycle mechanics from
Dayton, Ohio
first felt their homemade contraption
whittled out of hickory sticks,
gummed together with Arnstein’s bicycle
cement,stretched with muslin they’d sewn on
their sister’s sewing machine in
their own backyard on Hawthorn
Street in Dayton, Ohio
soar into the air
above the dunes and the wide beach
at Kitty Hawk.

-  John Roderigo Dos Passos
From The Big Money [1936]. The Campers at Kitty Hawk
That chilly day in December was December 17, 1903.  The “two shivering bicycle mechanics” were Orville and Wilbur Wright, two brothers from Dayton, Ohio.  Wilbur, the older of the brothers, was born near Millville, Indiana on April 16, 1867.  Orville Wright was born at 7 Hawthorn Street in Dayton on August 19, 1871.  They made history together, 107 yrears ago today.
The Wright Brothers were the sons of Milton Wright, a clergyman from Indiana, and his wife, Susan.  They had two older brothers, Reuchlin and Lorin, and a younger sister, Katharine.  The family was required to move often due to Milton Wright’s duties as a minister, and later a bishop, in the Church of the United Brethren of Christ.  In fact, the Wrights moved twelve times before settling in Dayton, Ohio in 1870.  Although they moved again in 1878, they never sold their house on Hawthorn Street in Dayton.  It was a constant in their lives and they kept returning to it.  To view various photos of 7 Hawthorn Street, click on the link below.
The Wright Brothers built a flying machine in the back room of their bicycle shop in Dayton.  On the morning of December 17, 1903, they took turns piloting and monitoring the powered Wright Flower I in Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.  Orville was the pilot for the first of the four flights.  The first flight lasted 12 seconds and 120 feet.  On the fourth flight, Wilbur travelled 852 feet and remained airborne for 59 seconds. 
The afternoon of their historic flight, the brothers walked 4 miles (6.44 km) to Kitty Hawk, North Carolina and sent a telegram to their father back home in Dayton.
Success/   four flights Thursday
morning/  all against twenty-one mile
wind/  started from level with engine
power alone/ average speed through
air thirty thirty-one miles/   longest fifty-nine
seconds/   inform press/  home Christmas

- Telegram to the Reverend Milton Wright,
from Kitty Hawk, N.C. [December 17. 1903]

Some interesting facts about Orville and Wilbur Wright and their family:
* Orville and Wilbur were the only members of their immediate family who did not receive a high school diploma, attend university, or marry.
* Wilbur Wright died in Dayton, Ohio on May 30, 1912.  He was only 45 years old.  Orville Wright died on January 30, 1948 in Dayton at the age of 76.
* The Wright Brothers` interest in flying was sparked by a rubber-band powered toy helicopter, a childhood gift from their father in 1878.
* None of the Wright children was given a middle name.  Wilbur was named after Wilbur Fiske and Orville for Orville Dewey, both of whom were clergymen that Milton Wright admired.  Friends of Wilbur and Orville Wright called them “Will” and “Orv.”  The brothers called each other “Ullam” and “Bubs.”

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
In most traditions, The Twelve Days of Christmas consist of the festive days beginning on Christmas Day and ending on the night of January 5 (Twelfth Night) followed by the feast of the Epiphany on January 6 (the celebration of the arrival of the Magi, the Three Wise Men from the East).  The night of January 5th, the eve of the Epiphany has been traditionally a night of merriment and revelry; hence, the title of Shakespeare’s comedy, Twelfth Night.

SPORTS
Baseball
Edwin Encarnacion is back with the Toronto Blue Jays, but he won’t be playing third base.  This time,  the 27-year-old Dominican will be the designated hitter.  The Jays are going to experiment with Adam Lind at first base.  If Lind can’t handle the job well enough, then he and Encarnacion will switch positions. 
I just hope that Bautista doesn’t end up playing third base regularly.  He prefers to be in right fielder.  He has a good throwing arm.  The Jays need to acquire a third baseman, a catcher and a closer.  I suppose that’s easier said than done.  However, those positions have to be filled.
The Jays are still in the hunt for pitcher Zack Greinke.  He’s going to be difficult to acquire.  The New York Yankees are one of the many teams in the competition for the right-hander.  The Yanks signed pitcher Chen-Ming Wong yesterday.
- Joanne