Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Witty definitions

TUESDAY, JULY 27, 2010

On this lazy summer day, I present some more witty definitions. Enjoy!


Gold prospectors: People who mine their own business.

- Milton Doane

Last will and testament: A dead giveaway.

A chicken crossing the road: Poultry in motion.

Fishing rod: A stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.

- Samuel Johnson

NOTE : For other witty definitions, please see my blog entries for July 9th and July 12th.


Well, the Blue Jays defeated the sad sack Baltimore Orioles last night by a score of 9-5. As the trade deadline approaches, it will be interesting to see what moves the Jays will make. I have to say, I've been disappointed in the bullpen in recent games, particularly Kevin Gregg, Scott Downs and Jason Frasor. I don't think Gregg has been playing with the command, discipline and authority necessary in a really good closer. We will see what General Manager Anthopoulos comes up with.

If the Jays trade Jose Bautista, I will be disappointed. He is such a versatile player and has been a home run king this season.

- Joanne

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