TUESDAY, JULY 27, 2010
On this lazy summer day, I present some more witty definitions. Enjoy!
WITTY DEFINITIONS
Gold prospectors: People who mine their own business.
- Milton Doane
Last will and testament: A dead giveaway.
A chicken crossing the road: Poultry in motion.
Fishing rod: A stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.
- Samuel Johnson
NOTE : For other witty definitions, please see my blog entries for July 9th and July 12th.
SPORTS
Well, the Blue Jays defeated the sad sack Baltimore Orioles last night by a score of 9-5. As the trade deadline approaches, it will be interesting to see what moves the Jays will make. I have to say, I've been disappointed in the bullpen in recent games, particularly Kevin Gregg, Scott Downs and Jason Frasor. I don't think Gregg has been playing with the command, discipline and authority necessary in a really good closer. We will see what General Manager Anthopoulos comes up with.
If the Jays trade Jose Bautista, I will be disappointed. He is such a versatile player and has been a home run king this season.
- Joanne
Welcome to Number 16, the website that is fun, thought-provoking and outspoken. It is named after my favourite number. I am Joanne Madden and I'm from Toronto, Canada. To find out what I have written on any topic, use the search box directly below. Click the "Sports Nicknames" tab for a comprehensive list of sports nicknames. For TV trivia, plase check my other website, TV Banter (www.tvbanter.net). For some special features, please scroll to the bottom of this webpage.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
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